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Tristan - 28 - Sydney

Name a celebrity that has never done something that society (read: Tumblr) can condemn & proceed to crucify them for?


That’s weird?! It’s almost as if they’re…. HUMAN!?!

Sometimes when I get home after work, I like to sit in the car for a little while until someone pulls up and then I get out just so they can see who beat them to one of the few parking spaces and bow before me, the winner.

Doing end of month work credit card statement… Hot damn I have a lot of charges to a bar in Melbourne! …No receipts. I wonder what the bosses will say?! :/